This breakfast sandwich begins with bread, eggs, cheese, bacon, avocado and ends with an empty plate and a happy human.
I added avocado to the mix because it's delicious, looks great and I'm a twenty something year old white girl who adds it to everything. $2 to add avocado to a burger/salad. Yeah, let's do it, and I'll do it every.single.time.
You wanna date me? You better bring an extra $2 to the table for my avocado. Wait, that makes it sound like I expect you to pay for my meal. Nah brah, I don't expect that. I'm an independent women who can pay for her own avocado and her own meal. Also her bills....her telephone bills and automobile bills.
But, if you want to that's sweet and chivalrous. We can take turns. I'll pay for the next meal-provided the first one goes well and you don't show up at my place of work because you were 'in the neighborhood'.
WOW, we've gotten WAY off topic. Let's get back to what's important: breakfast and not the overly forward member of the opposite sex. That can be another conversation!
You may or may not have all the ingredients on hand to make this sandwich. I didn't, but it's a point in my life I am striving towards. Similar to always having milk, plasters or toilet paper in the house.
IF you are the person who can get up any morning and make this without having to go to the shop for a single ingredient-where are you and where can I find you? I want to marry you. I think we'd make a great team.
People would call us 'The Dream Team' or 'D.T' for short.